Who could ask for anything more?

Contrary to what I’ve said about being in a curmudgeony, "turn that crap down and get off my lawn" rut, I’m feeling very new-musicy lately. I'm even thinking of getting one of those new-fangled iPod dealies.

Royal with no cheese.
A coworker friend of mine recently came back from a week-long lox-and-kimchi bacchanal in Nova Scotia. Along with a pleasing redolence of back bacon, she brought with her a CD called “Good Enough Day” by a guy named Royal Wood. Wayne and Garth-esque snickers aside, this guy is teh awesome, eh.

As with most new music discoveries, I’m trying to resist being overly analytical and just enjoy the visceral pleasures. Even though I’ve acknowledged that pop music is a palimpsest, I try to avoid The Player-like comparisons (“It’s ________ meets ________ with a dash of __________.”) when describing a new artist’s style. Still, the gear-head/gourmand in me (who once rhapsodized about the buttery cinnamon toast of Nora Jones’ voice) can’t help himself:

Royal Wood’s music is like a Ferrari V-12, forged of applewood smoked bacon and fine-wale corduroy, loping along at about 6,000 RPMs on a brisk but sunny October day.

For those who insist on citations of influences and comparisons, I can hear bits of early Billy Joel infused with latter-day Finn Brothers harmonies—particularly in the way he layers his voice against dense, resonant piano chords. Some artists just manage to be appealing on a level I can’t quite define; that’s certainly the case here. Whatever it comes from, I’m pretty hopped up on it lately. Especially Juliet. Not least because his lyrical chops are just as impressive—in virtuosity and variety—as his musicianship. Check out his myspace page for yourself and see if you don’t agree.


“Oh, irony! We haven’t that here since about ’83…”
In other new-music news… you might recall that I participated in Stennie’s CD Mix Challenge. One of the categories was “kick-ass cover,” for which I offered up Prince’s “Kiss” by Tom Jones and the Art of Noise.

After listening to the eleven other mixes, I noticed that covers seem to fall into three categories. There’s the basic credible cover: Tina Turner’s version of “The Bitch is Back” or Joe Cocker covering “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window.” Then there’s the really cool/interesting/off-kilter readings of an already great song: Guster doing Talking Heads’ “(Nothing But) Flowers,” the Bad Livers drenching Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life” in a deliriously viscous twang and Nouveau Vague’s fun, supper-club send-up of “Dancing with Myself.” Then, just around the corner, lurking in doorway waiting to bonk you on the head and steal your dignity, there’s the third, more subversive category—the ultra-ironic cover.

At face value, these seem innocent enough:
Oh, Robbie Fulks, you clever bastard, you. The way you do Cher’s “Believe,” that’s just too funny. And you, Tobias Froberg, of the dry Scandinavian wit, making Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around” uniquely your own. You guys are a riot. Well, I’m here to tell you that a riot can sometimes be, as Inspector Kemp would say, an ugly sink. Because, no matter how much hipster cred you imbue it with, when people hear me humming or whistling or, god forbid, singing one of these shiny-cheesy earworms, they don’t know that I’ve got your version in my head. All they see/hear is me diddy-bopping past their cube going “Do you be-LEEEEVE in life after lo-uve?” When they whip around, eyes wide with horror and disgust, it’s pretty hard to say “No, no, I was doing the Robbie Fulks version. See, uh, it’s ironic…” Still, I don’t mean to complain. A little discreet tongue biting is a small price to pay for such musical nutty goodness.


“Well, then, I guess I am tellin’ you what you want to hear.”
Finally, a quick plug for the third prong on the new-to-me musical trident: Pandora internet radio. Even though it’s essentially the blank-meets-blank approach, it works well. You type in an artist or a song you like, it breaks it down to determine a profile, then generates a playlist of music with elements in common. Unlike the “you might also like” feature on iTunes or Amazon, you get to hear the entire song. Which is nice. And you can tweak the “stations” you create by giving a thumbs-up or -down to each song, which the program uses to recalibrate it’s offerings. It’s pretty neat.

The circle is now complete.

You might have heard about a Best of the Blogosphere poll that’s going around. It’s kind of a response to the most recent AFI 100 Best Films. As I was compiling my nominees, a thought occurred to me (or recurred, really) about how all the great movies are connected somehow. Like George Clooney is in Steven Soderberg films and Coen Brothers films. And the Coens used Barry Sonnenfeld as a DP before he started directing. And Barry Sonnenfeld directed an Elmore Leonard adaptation, as did Soderberg. And on like that.

So here are 100 of my favorite movies, starting with my favorite, The Right Stuff, arranged such that each film has something in common with those that precede and follow it. A director, a star, a writer, a featured player, a composer. Of course, 100 connects back to number one. In some cases, the connection is pretty remote or fuzzy, though they're mostly all legit. Some of the them are downright inspired, if I say so myself. I tried not to have the connection be the same for more than two movies in a row. Yes, there are some glaring omissions, as well as some filler. Or what I like to call “mortar.” I’d much rather have gotten Ferris Bueller’s Day Off on the list than Test Pilot, for example. But Clark Gable, Myrna Loy and Spencer Tracy weren’t around when John Hughes started making movies. I can honestly say that there are no two “mortar” movies in a row. And these are all movies that I genuinely enjoy watching again and again.

Anyway, take a look and see if you can guess the connections. I’ve posted the leftovers at the end. If you can figure out how to work them in, I’m all ears.

The Middlebrow 100, Zen Edition:

  1. The Right Stuff
  2. Aliens
  3. Working Girl
  4. Three Kings
  5. Out of Sight
  6. Defending Your Life
  7. Men In Black
  8. Full Metal Jacket
  9. Dr. Strangelove
  10. Blazing Saddles
  11. Young Frankenstein
  12. Tootsie
  13. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  14. Star Wars
  15. The Bridge on the River Kwai
  16. The Great Escape
  17. Once Upon a Time in the West
  18. The Lady Eve
  19. Sullivan’s Travels
  20. Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
  21. Raising Arizona
  22. Moonstruck
  23. In the Heat of the Night
  24. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
  25. The Lion in Winter
  26. The Silence of the Lambs
  27. Manhunter
  28. The Last of the Mohicans (Mann)
  29. A Room with a View
  30. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  31. Lord of the Rings
  32. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  33. Collateral
  34. Risky Business
  35. Jerry Maguire
  36. High Fidelity
  37. Bull Durham
  38. The Shawshank Redemption
  39. Stand By Me
  40. This is Spinal Tap
  41. A Few Good Men
  42. The Princess Bride
  43. The Incredibles
  44. Jurassic Park
  45. Get Shorty
  46. Blowout
  47. The Untouchables
  48. Goldfinger
  49. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  50. Casino Royale (2007)
  51. Shakespeare in Love
  52. The Royal Tennenbaums
  53. Groundhog Day
  54. Lost in Translation
  55. The Godfather
  56. To Kill a Mockingbird
  57. The Godfather, Part II
  58. Goodfellas
  59. Jackie Brown
  60. The Fifth Element
  61. Pulp Fiction
  62. So I Married an Axe Murderer
  63. Glengarry Glen Ross
  64. Mr. Roberts
  65. My Man Godfrey
  66. The Thin Man
  67. Test Pilot
  68. It’s a Wonderful Life
  69. It Happened One Night
  70. Run Silent, Run Deep
  71. The Day the Earth Stood Still
  72. Hud
  73. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  74. The Graduate
  75. Jaws
  76. Marathon Man
  77. Rebecca
  78. The Jungle Book (1967)
  79. Night Shift
  80. Cars
  81. Cool Hand Luke
  82. The Hudsucker Proxy
  83. His Girl Friday
  84. The Awful Truth
  85. Notorious
  86. Casablanca
  87. The Usual Suspects
  88. L.A. Confidential
  89. Eight Men Out
  90. Lone Star
  91. The Bourne Identity
  92. Ocean’s 11 (Soderberg)
  93. The Limey
  94. Boogie Nights
  95. Fargo
  96. Miller’s Crossing
  97. Monsters Inc.
  98. The Empire Strikes Back
  99. Blade Runner
  100. Alien


The Island of Misfit Films:

  1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  2. Clueless
  3. Blast from the Past
  4. Annie Hall
  1. Breaker Morant
  2. Black Robe
  1. Sideways
  2. Election
  3. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  4. Amadeus
  1. A Fish Called Wanda
  2. Monty Python’s Life of Brian
  3. Time Bandits
  1. Toy Story
  1. Laura