McSweeney's passed. Whatchagondo?


FOOD-BASED
TROPES CONSIDERED,
BUT ULTIMATELY REJECTED,
BY MAYOR RAY NAGIN TO
DESCRIBE WHAT THE CULTURE
OF POST-KATRINA NEW ORLEANS
WILL ONCE AGAIN BE.


A Marzipan Metropolis

A Velveeta Village

A Twinkie Town

An Apple-Dumpling Gang

A Bacon-Cheddar
Borough

A Crazy-Delicious Lower 9th Ward

A Petit-Four Parish

A Nutella Neighborhood

A Matzo-Ball Municipality

A Jelly Roll Morton

2 comments:

Danny said...

I prefer Hollandaise Hamlet.

Seriously, though, what's with that guy?

fish said...

Oreo Oasis?